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"I'm the president, and they're not."


This is my ball. I will not share my ball with anyone. And no one else can have a ball. That is the way I want things. And I can do that. Because I am the president, and they're not.

This is my ice cream. I get two scoops of ice cream. Everyone else gets one scoop. Only I get two scoops. Because I am the president, and they're not.

This is my Supreme Court. I get to appoint the most conservative judges. This is not the people's Supreme Court. This is my Supreme Court. MINE. Because I'm the president, and they're not.

This is my health care plan. I will make sure that people who make a lot of money get to keep more money and that the middle class and poor will literally die away. Then there will be only rich people. That's the way I want it in MY country. It's MINE. Because I'm the president and they're not.

This is my military. I will bomb whichever countries I want to bomb. I don't care if that country has nuclear weapons. I don't care what happens with those nuclear weapons. I don't want

to think about that. I can think about anything I want to think about. I'm thinking about tweeting. That's how I am president. By writing my presidential tweets. Because I'm the president, and they're not.

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